Stoned White & Thor.
That was some ATROCIOUS writing. Couldn’t they CG emotion on KStew’s face? Half the time I thought she was going to be sick & fall over. And that is the most awkward pre-battle speech. WTAF was that even? I sat there actually laughing. Her FACE at that finale scene was so painful to watch.
Sam Claflin, bless you, you can act. And you’re not too bad on the eyes. But please, are there other roles for you out there where you’re not some irrelevant knight in shining armor? And how is that reunion with Bishop Waleran (Ian McShane)? LOL.
Charlize Theron was the saving grace of this movie. She’s fcking AMAZING. And the blind dwarf, I liked him. Hemsworth was nice, too; one of the rare attractive guys in Hollywood who can actually act. He made the most of what crap that was given to him.